QandAs: Buzz

What's wrong with Britney Spears?

Answer:
We'd sooner solve the Kennedy assassination than answer this question adequately. Where to begin?

The singer has been spiralling out of control for several

months now. Let's see. How to put this nicely? The girl is out of control! It would not be an exaggeration to call her the next Anna Nicole Smith. This train is definitely heading for a wreck.

To sum up. Girlfriend marries a deadbeat father of two, proceeds to have two shitlins of her own. She divorces daddyo. Gets caught doing reckless things with the kids (no car seat, no suntan lotion, just to name a few). She fires her handlers. She checks in and out of rehab. She shaves her head bald. She starts wearing short, short clothing that fails to hide her Dorito-engorged ass. She unleashes an umbrella assault on an unsuspecting SUV (later claiming she was rehearsing for a movie role - riiiiight).

Now she's in danger of losing the kids to daddyo. She's served her own mother with a restraining order. And now she's apparently accused daddyo with sleeping with her dear old mum.

We're very pleased with ourselves because we FINALLY have proof of what happens when WHITE TRASH gets unfettered access to millions of dollars. Pay up, National Enquirer!

For those of you who think Britney's getting a raw deal and that she deserves a break (as if!), remember this: She's not that innocent.


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